Things we must remember in 2015 part 1

1. If it's boring to you DON'T DO IT. Don't say yes say HELL to the NO. Unless it's to help a friend then you are forgiven. Pick to be a part of things that interest and challenge you and stimulate your mind and make you happy.

2. Cake is always good. Eat the lot. Leave no crumbs

3. Do not be afraid to experiment. Give things a try because you never know what you might be brilliant at and thoroughly enjoy.

4. Soak everything in... Interesting people you might never meet again could have brilliant words of wisdom, they might inspire you or make you imagine things you didn't know were imaginable. Try new foods even if they sound gross (unless you don't want to... Then see 1.) go to new places, put yourself in new situations and adapt to them so that you can leave them feeling you got the most out of it you possibly could.

5. Regular shaving and preening is for BORING people. Ain't nothin wrong with a cheeky eyebrow pluck before a night out but constant selfie taking and pinching and prodding will not change the way you look to everyone else in a dramatic way. For example... My face is big. It's big wether I slap make up on or do my hair it will never change the shape of my face and people LOVE my face even if I don't and I can go to work and my face will still be HUGE and people don't point and laugh and my legs are hairy but I am WARM. When I take a selfie, my face is still big it's just covered in make up and I'm using a more flattering angle. Coch, chill out, forget about it and watch a movie or read a book you will find more inspiration here ( in my experience) than you will in the tiny crevices of your face. Your time will be spent so much better! Unless of course you like doing these things in which case tell me HELL to the NO bitch. I like prodding and poking at myself and taking selfies thank you very much!

6. Diets are for ninnies get a pedometer, walk or ride to work if you have to, jump on the bed, have loads of sex, dance do whatever and eat what ever the hell you want and if you don't want to eat that salad in front of you don't say "yes please I'll have this salad " say HELL to the NO I want a BURGER and a BEER thank you very much! I have a man friend to work that off with later! ;). 

Part 2 pending 

Peace and love x

Greetings

Because we love each other so dearly, amid the wine, smokes and cheese, we have decided to begin a journey together, a journey of pain, tears, giggles, borrowed clothes and, most importantly, baked Camembert.

This blog is intended to be the musings of two gals now far apart, once together in Nottingham, soon to be spread across the country/world between London and wherever else we might end up. Our aim is to share, and share good. 

One of us is called Jade, the other named Louise. We are sassy. We are blonde (at the moment). We have a lot to say and also, limited shame.

A few things to bear in mind are we are loud, we are silly, we are creative, we are cynical, and forever, Mondays shall hold us together, being so moodlit an' all. The plan, that we probably won't stick to, is to share our little lives with each other via this medium each Monday (at least) in order to keep up to date with each other and the goings on of all things interesting (to us) on a weekly basis. Our little lives may contain many things including cheese, wine, work hatred, foody indulgences, pretentious coffee, film and music (new and old) as well as various quirky little style bites - our forthcoming posts may also contain violence, sexual nudity and strong language - we apologize in advance for an offence caused, but this blog's ours so, suck it. Fucktards, let's start as we mean to go on... 

We planned to write a lot more here than this, and most likely to write something more substantial. However, snacking ensued and was a success instead, look...

Much love until the next time, 

J & L

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